brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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