Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
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after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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