I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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