Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
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Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize