wrigley field is MILF paradise
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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