Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
you will always have a special place in my vag
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Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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