I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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