i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
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He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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