I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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