I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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