all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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