Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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