yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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