ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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