After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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