Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
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You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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