hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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