i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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