just survived the first fart of the relationship.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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