We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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