super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
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Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
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Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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