I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
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So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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