I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
