Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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