I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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