i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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