If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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