K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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