yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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