some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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