I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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