No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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