i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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