quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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