we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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