Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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