Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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