can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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