Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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