just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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