So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
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Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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