actually, I'm a sock model
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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