yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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