so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
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The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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