I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
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I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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