Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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