apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
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you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
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You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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