but the lizard people decide everything anyway
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
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Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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