Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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