I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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