your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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