she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I think a kid would responsible me up
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He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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