I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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