Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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