I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
My breath smells like gin and sadness
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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