Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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