We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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